Friday, August 25, 2006
Just for a good laugh--we all need one.
George Bush and Senator McCain went camping in the Iraqi desert surrounded by American trained Iraqi police and American trained Iraqi Soldiers. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep, having been assured by Rumsfeldt, before leaving Washington, that the Iraqi Troops were almost as good as American Troops and police.
Some hours later, McCain woke up Bush and said, "Mr. President., please wake up." Then McCain looked toward the sky and continued, "What do you see?"
Bush replied, "Why, I see millions of stars. It's almost as good as bein' back home on the ranch in Crawford."
"What does that tell you?" asked McCain.
Bush cogitates and ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Now ain't that just somethin'? And them damn Liberal Democrats think I ain't got it all up here." He taps the side of his head and grins as he asks McCain, "What's it tell you?"
McCain immediately responded "You are dumber then buffalo shit, George. Somebody stole the tent!
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