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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

 

Digby: How We Will Win The War On Terror

by digby, from digbysblog

The oceans no longer protect us. The terrorists are coming over any minute to kill us all in our beds. They are a ruthless enemy who hide in caves until they suddenly decide to strike without mercy. But they have an achilles heel. They are all suffering from serious memory problems. Unless they see it in the paper they forget that we are tapping telephones. Then they slap themselves in the forehead and say "Oh no! I've been calling my friend Mohammed in LA planning that awesome terrorist attack and like, totally fergot that the infidels are listening in. Fuck. Man, Zawahiri is gonna be
so pissed."

This is why it was so horrible that that the NY Times revealed the program. It jogged the terrorists' memories and now they won't use their phone and e-mail accounts anymore. Until they forget again, that is. So, shhhh. Loose lips sink ships.

So says Alberto Gonzales
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Source: Digbysblog.


JP Comments:


At first glance, it may appear that Digby is merely engaging in satirical commentary. Sadly not. It is really a very cogent summary of the actual policy of the Preznitwit who must not be named. The Dementors really ARE in charge.


(Apologies to J.K. Rowling)




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Digby's blog is cutting and one of the best sources for realtime analysis. I rcommend everyone bookmark it.

Bill Spier
 
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